piccolowasablackman:

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

omg

greatanticipations:

when u got homework to do and colleges to apply to but u experiencing soul crushing sadness so you watch romantic films instead

h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin
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h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin
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h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

This seriously fucked me up just now. Holy shit.

Either I’m losing weight, or my boobs are absorbing all the extra fat in my body. My boobs were never this big and somehow I’m losing weight without doing anything.